Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…SUMMER BRUTALITY 2017! In previous events, I would give myself 2 hours to claim victory over some of the hardest titles in video game history, and mostly fail at it. I’ve taken on the likes of Volgarr the Viking, Mega Man, and Castlevania Adventure…all of which have ended in utter failure.
But that last one has stuck with me somehow. And one more, I’m a little sick and tired of my own continually growing backlog of games that I may never get around to beating. That is why, for Summer Brutality 2017, I’m pleased to announce the end of this practice, while showing my love for Castlevania, by taking on three, count ’em, THREE Castlevania titles.
There will be no time limits, and no mercy. Just a clown, playing each game until they’re over and done with!
So what games are on the unholy docket of misery? How about…
- Super Castlevania IV
- Castlevania Adventure ReBirth
- Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse
The first stream will begin on July 9th, and will continue every other week until it’s over. I fully expect some of these streams to run in the 4-5 hour mark, so bring your popcorn, prop your feet up, and watch me swelter in the relentless heat and rank juices of my continuous failings!
The backlog will be whittled down, and I expect no quarter from either one of these brutally challenging titles. Hell, you may even remember me trying again and again and AGAIN to beat Castlevania III, but just not possessing the gumption to do so. This is, without a doubt, the very essence of Summer Brutality, and I’m pleased to watch it evolve into the beautifully horrific monster that it is today.
Perhaps I’ll see YOU when the curtain FINALLY drops. Thanks for being a part of it all, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!
Clowny links below!