Clowny News 10/24/15

Oct2015HeaderWhat’s Next?!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m ready to deliver more devastating video game-centric news for that ass! To put it into the most basic terms possible, there’s gonna be a LOT of shit that’s gonna happen in just a short amount of time! So without any further ado, let’s get started!

Podcast on 10/28



Aww yeah! This piece of 2 hour awesomeness will be piercing your eyeballs and eardrums on Wednesday, October 28th @ 9PM EST! The link above will take you right to our channel page, so grab the popcorn, perhaps an ALK-holic beverage or other mood-enhancing substances, and see what mind-melting insanity we have in store!

“Why will this episode be so special” you may ask? I will NOT reveal everything at this time, but know these two things: 1) we will be discussing our favorite scary games, and 2) I’M HOSTING! There’s even speculation that we may dress up for the occasion, so if I’m already “dressed up”, then that must mean…

Guess you’ll have to tune in and see! And if you happen to miss it, we also post the videos to our YouTube channel, usually within 7 days!

Steam Key Giveaway


Long and short, I LOVE THIS GAME! In fact, I love it so much, that I’ll be writing a separate review on it in the VERY near future, and randomly streaming it over on my Twitch channel! Think of the love child produced had Altered Beast, Black Tiger, Rastan and Castlevania participated in the most awesomely satisfying orgy known to humanity!

I have one, count ’em, ONE Steam key for this epic piece of indiegaming awesomeness! There’s no limit on the amount of entries I’m accepting, and ALL ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED BY NOVEMBER 18th, 2015!

Contest details can be found here.

All Hallow’s Stream


Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within

On Friday, October 30th @ 9PM EST, I will be livestreaming Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within! Seeing how this isn’t my “favorite” game in the series, I’ll tell you this much: 1) either you’ll be creeped out by the genuine moments of horror as Alyssa struggles to survive, or 2) be creeped out by the lazy game design.

To be perfectly clear, I will not be bashing this game, but rather really be giving it my damndest to get an A ending! Think of it as an educational endeavor, as many people I know haven’t even SEEN this game in action before!

Until I find the time to figure out this YouTube streaming shit, be sure to pop over to my Twitch channel to be a part of this amazing event!

That’s about all I have this time around! So what other content do I have in the pipeline? Peep out my Patreon page for more information on future projects!

I’d like to thank you ALL for making this hobby of ours great, as well as making Lumpz the Clown Entertainment possible! Thank you all for your continued support, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

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