Clowny News 8/9/15

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how it’s been about a month since I’ve dropped some knowledge on you, I figure it’s about time! Needless to say, a lot of exciting shit it going down and I can’t WAIT to unleash it upon all of you! So what’s happening, exactly? Read on and find out!

Summer Brutality 2015


Oh yeah, baby! This has been one AMAZING EVENT, and it’s all thanks to YOU!  8 games down, and 2 more to go! So what exactly has been going on with Summer Brutality 2015?

The ABSOLUTE latest…and STILL bearing the scars!

After doing my damndest to best Mega Man, it’s time to move onto the last two entries: Super Meat Boy and Castlevania: Rondo of Blood!  Since I’ve already made the announcement last Wednesday that Super Meat Boy is up next, the standard process of elimination will tell you that Summer Brutality 2015 will end with none other than….Castlevania: Rondo of Blood! 

So DAMN good…

If you’re reading this now, consider yourself in “the know”, as I haven’t made the official Twitter announcement yet! I can’t think of a better way to end such an amazing event, and I have YOU amazing folks to thank for it! Through it all, I have become a better gamer, and even met some cool folks in the process!

If you haven’t already followed me on Twitch, get your ass over there and don’t miss ONE SECOND of the mind-bending awesomeness in store!

Poetry Corner

For those who were a part of my previous Poetry Corner, I can’t thank you enough! You have all inspired me to continue on with this amazing series, and I usually have some awesome prizes to hand out!

The turnout was so awesome, that I’ve decided to run with this series every couple of months, REGARDLESS if I have anything to give away! Why, you may ask? Because our own retrogaming community is amazing, and I’ve made the choice to pay homage to those excellent enough to submit their contributions!

I’m still in talks with developers to help me add an incentive, but for those who know me best, giving some of that “link love” to your amazing work is payment enough! I don’t want to have to feel like I have to bribe folks to contribute, and the best thing I can give you is to share the links to your amazing work and share that shit with THE WORLD! 

ALL of you folks are amazing, and your contributions deserve to be shared with the world, so don’t be scared, and answer that call when it goes out! Believe me: I’ll make it awesome for you! 🙂

Channel Updates


For those who have only arrived, my YouTube channel may seem like a conglomerate mess of content with no rhyme or reason. I won’t even apologize for that shit, because I’m a GODDAMN clown! But nonetheless, I feel the need to let you know what’s in store for the channel going forward.

I’ve decided to step away from conventional Let’s Plays for something a little more…unique. I have a few different ideas in the pipeline, but so far, this is what I have:

  1. Top 10 (or whatever) Lists
  2. MORE Clowny Counterpoints featuring some of history’s most beloved franchises.
  3. MORE Poetry Corner videos (of course)
  4. Stream highlights (with accompanying streams, of course)
  5. MORE Take Another Looks“.

Here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment, I believe in evolution while at the same time not being ashamed of the past! We all started somewhere, and it’s time for me to step up my game! Stay tuned for new shit that comes out, and Subscribe to keep up!

Wrapping Up

Despite recent life changes, LUMPZ THE CLOWN ENTERTAINMENT IS GOING NOWHERE! Only my closest buddies know the details, but rest assured that despite catastrophic life events that would level the average human being, I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

I have NO PLANS to shut down everything I’ve worked so hard for! I have NO PLANS to give up, and regardless of the shit life throws my way…THE SHOW MUST GO ON! What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger, and I promise ALL OF YOU that I will still continue to leave your screens bloodied with the BEST I CAN POSSIBLY OFFER!

And if this is your first time here, I’d admonish you to read my clowny manifesto to get your ass up to speed! You CAN’T kill a determined clown, and I will keep chugging on, regardless of what happens!

I’d like to take a moment to thank ALL of you good folks who were good enough to click on this link and see what’s going on in my clowny world! Lumpz the Clown OUT!