Clowny News 9/27/14


Hello, folks!  Lumpz the Clown here, and I wanted to give you an update on what’s happening here in my clowny world!  Recently, I fell victim to that horrific head cold that seems to be sweeping the United States, which is weird cuz I hardly EVER get sick!  Either way, I’m over it now, but I’m about as plugged up as a painter’s sink and therefore, unable to provide my usual, zany commentary!  As I work on clearing out the muck inside my built-in breathing tubes, I have taken to the keyboard and typed my painted ass off!  I have a new article I submitted to Gaming Rebellion for the Technical Wasteland feature that looks into the anal retentiveness that seems to surround frame rates in video games.  Not only do I discuss what I’ve witnessed in social media, but I also go into my own setup and provide advice for those who may be having problems getting their games to look the best!  I just submitted the article today, so once it’s gone through the review process, it will be up to melt your optical orbs clean out of your skull with knowledge!

As for my home internet, I will be changing providers once I get paid and letting go of my current, shitty service!  I was told by the TV side of my service that they will not be able to remove the NFL Sunday Ticket package (which I never requested) and I will continue to get billed for it over the course of the next 6 months…MY ASS I WILL!  However, this means that I will not be able to upload any new content until at least next Saturday, but that doesn’t mean that I won’t be creating…behind the scenes and in the shadows!  I plan on recording Silent Hill 2 as previously mentioned, as well as other October-appropriate goodies for you to soak up like a blood sponge!  Blood, guts and scares are a given, so leave the kids at home! 🙂

Finally, I will be extending my reach within the Gaming Rebellion community by offering up another feature: Lumpz the Clown’s Funhouse!  In here, I will be going on random rants and raves about the world of video games: what inspires me, what sucks, and what the future holds!  Be sure to check out Gaming Rebellion and follow all of my brethren on their respective social media outlets, including THIS GUY!  Lumpz the Clown OUT!