Clowny News 9/6/14


Hello, folks!  For those who are getting this in your feeds, consider yourself in the know!  “Enter the Mind of a Clown” is where I will occasionally regale you (the reader) with some insight into what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment!  In here, I am not hindered by a character limit or at risk of being bombarded by whiny detractors who cannot handle my truth/reality!  I am the sole moderator of this website, and haters will be kicked to the curb swiftly without a second thought and I’ll still go to bed and sleep like a baby! 🙂

With that horseshit out of the way, it’s time to lay some knowledge on you!  This Saturday is going to be a BIG day of recording new material!  I am recording THREE separate reviews/LPs for your entertainment.  Why you may ask?  For one, I had recently created a show (Lumpz the Clown Presents…) on SCREWATTACK!  I cannot tell you how excited I was to see the fruit of my efforts to become a g1 pay off so well and it definitely caused a stir!  Since I posted it, my show has already received 68 views and IS STILL GOING!  Guess they never saw a gamer clown before! Go figure! 🙂

Second, I had started a Dailymotion channel a ways back!  Call it insurance for when Youtube started squeezing everyone’s balls over Content ID.  Turns out, it’s not as bad as I thought it would be, and my poor DM channel has not received much love lately.  Not to fear though, fellow gamers, as I plan on placing future LPs on my DM channel, such as SILENT HILL 2, SILENT HILL 3, MANHUNT 2 and SPLATTERHOUSE!  Let’s face it!  Youtube is not ready to handle the sheer amount of carnage and sexuality contained in MANY of the games I will be placing here, so in swoops Dailymotion to the rescue!  It’s always good to be prepared for when I swoop down with a clowny vengeance like the video game world has NEVER SEEN!

In short, ALL OF MY VIDEO CHANNELS/OUTLETS WILL HAVE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  THE LINKS TO ALL OF THE SITES ARE IN THE ABOVE PARAGRAPHS!  Make sure to follow/subscribe to me on each one so that you can keep up with my clowny antics!

So what three projects am I going to start tomorrow?!  Here’s a list!  FOR THE DISCERNING EYE THAT CAN’T RESIST UNCOVERING THE DETAILS!

1) Review/Features of the Atari Flashback 2 and a comparison to the Atari 2600 Light Sixer

2) Review of Maximo: Ghosts to Glory for the PS2

and finally…3)  Review of an indie shmup named Hydorah!

Weekend after that, I will begin recording my LP of SILENT HILL 2!  I have been practice running, and I STILL GOT IT!  It’s a big damn game though, and it’s gonna take some time to record it all in one shot!  I plan on scheduling out content in a more timely manner as well, lest your heads explode with an overload of clowny shenanigans!  Hell, I may even throw in some BRUTAL DOOM here and there just for the HELL of it (lol).  Beyond that, I have NO DAMN IDEA!  Stay tuned and hold onto your asses, folks, cuz the INSANITY IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED UP 1,000,000 FUCKING NOTCHES!  Lumpz the Clown OUT!